Lindsay in her First Porn

Awww it’s the stills from Lindsay’s first softcore porn.  Dina must be beaming with pride.  Ahh fuck it, who are we kidding, Dina’s probably screencaping the stills to send to other porn companies.  Viacom, here come the Lohans.

Via Hip Hop Fix:

The saddest part of the entire trailer has to be the moment where it says “From the creators of ‘Hardcore’ and ‘American Psycho.'”  While that is accurate, the trailer surrounding that sentence makes it look like we’re a long way from the heyday of either artist.  Porn star James Deen is, if you believe the breathless profile pieces that have been written about him, ready for his mainstream moment, and it’s funny that he’s not the reason the casting looks sleazy.  Using Lohan right now can only be seen as an act of near-total desperation.  She has pissed away any talent she ever had, and whether she is still walking around or not, she has absolutely become a cautionary tale instead of a working actor.
The trailer is all attitude, and it looks ridiculous.  The faux-grindhouse thing requires a deft touch and a real love of this type of material, and this trailer looks like it’s trying to be both serious and tongue in cheek at the same time.  I think if I were the writer of the film being advertised by this trailer on this particular day, I would keep my criticisms of other writers and filmmakers to myself.

LMFAO, ok, seriously though, I didn’t think it could be that bad.  I mean I sort of liked the movie “I Know Who Killed Me” (even though it was just a poor excuse for Dina to get Lindsay naked), but then I actually watched the trailer and well, watch it for yourself.

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Ok, you watched it right?  Well if you didn’t, no worries, no one else did either.  I’ll save you the trouble.  It’s just another excuse for Dina to get Lindsay naked.  There, I just saved you a whole shit load of time.  You are welcome.

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