Lindsay Lohan is NOT a Prostitute

Picture Courtesy of EOnline

Picture Courtesy of EOnline

According to her father.  Sure she’s not a prostitute, she just likes to bang rich guys for money and get free vacations, lodging, food, and anything else that she can suck a dick for.

Via TMZ:

Michael Lohan is quoted in the reports in question, saying Lindsay is “getting paid to date rich men.” According to the reports, these dates last for several days and the men shower her with lavish gifts like jewelry.One alleged client is the third in line for the throne of Brunei, who allegedly paid Lindsay $100,000 to celebrate New Year’s with him in London.But Michael insists he was misquoted — telling TMZ, “By absolutely NO MEANS did I ever make such a statement … EVER!”He adds, “Sure, Lindsay and [other celebs] make personal appearances and get paid for it! Sure, she and they get paid to go to birthday parties and other occasions! But for sex? Are you kidding me? I would never say that because she would NEVER do that and it NEVER happened!”

Call me crazy, but isn’t there a significant difference between getting paid for appearing at a party, and getting paid to not only appear at the party, but to also bang the host, his friends, his family, the other party goers  and anyone else who offers up money?

Hmmm me thinks Michael Lohan and I have a VERY different definition of prostitute, but to be fair, I think when he pays for sex, the prostitutes prefer to be called escorts.

FYI, that chick in the header pick, totes does not look like a chick who is making out with some rich, sweaty, fat dude, who coincidentally ended up giving her a bunch of coke and money after this little incident.


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