Cat Fight: Kanye West vs. Kris Jenner

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I’m going to be real.  My money is  on Kris Jenner.  You see if Kanye’s mom was still alive, then my money would be on Kanye, but with his mom dead, he’s basically on his own against these soul suckers.

Erin Andrews Doesn’t Like 50 Cent

Ok, physically 50 Cent has a nice body, however, his face always reminds me of a kid with Downs Syndrome, and if you add in the fact, he’s a freaking pervert and sort of disrespectful when it comes to females (seriously, have you ever read his Twitter account?  The only reason I don’t say he is full blown disrespectful is because some of these chicks are just plain outrageous and don’t seem to demand any respect anyways), I would totally dodge kissing him too.  Also, I feel like his breath smells.  Like Cognac and Menthol’s.

Via The NY Daily News:

He’s a P.I.M.P. — but Erin Andrew’s isn’t interested.

A grinning 50 Cent went in for a kiss with the glamorous sideline reporter at the Daytona 500 Sunday and got rejected on national television.

Fox cameras captured the moment Andrews realized 50 Cent was coming in strong with lips pursed.

Beyonce Says No, No, No to Destiny Child Reunion

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LOL, I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist.  You know, I never understood, why people feel that it is the obligation of the “successful” member of any group to comeback if the other members of the group are sucking total ass (side note: I completely love Kelly Rowland, and London shares my love for her as well, however, over in the states, she just can’t seem to get out from under Beyonce’s shadow, poor girl).

Via Entertainmentwise:

Kelly Rowland was reportedly reduced to tears recently after Beyonce rejected the idea of a Destiny’s Child tour.

The band reunited to perform a medley of their former hits for the halftime show of the Super Bowl in New Orleans , Louisiana earlier this month.

However, it seems any chances of working together again in the near future have been scuppered as Beyonce is apparently not willing to tour.

Lil Wayne Vs. the NBA

So at first, Lil Wayne, was all like, “The NBA kicked me out and banned me because the Heat sucks,” and the NBA, was all like, “F you Lil Wayne, you aren’t a true fan, you are a team hopper, or whatever.”  And now the NBA is all like, “Hey Lil Wayne, left that game voluntarily  we didn’t kick him out (despite a ton of reports saying they did).”

The video of LIl Wayne’s rant from this weekend, is after the JUMP.

Via TMZ:

Lil Wayne is a L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-LIAR … who FALSELY told fans he’d been banned from all NBA events … this according to a league spokesperson. NBA Senior Director of Basketball Communications Mark Broussard tells TMZ … there is “no truth at all” to the claims Weezy made during a performance in Houston over the weekend. Wayne had told the crowd the NBA had banned him from all events because of his beef with the Miami Heat organization, stemming from an incident last week … when Wayne says he was kicked out of a Heat game for rooting for the Lakers. The Heat organization said Wayne left voluntarily.

This whole thing is so stupid.

Rob Kardashian Has No Love for Kim Kardashian

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Really, Rob was just saying what ALL of us were thinking.  FYI, I DO NOT watch this show at all.

I saw this over at The Sun.

Via The Sun:

KIM Kardashian was told by her brother: “I hope your sex tape haunts you for the rest of your life.”

Rob Kardashian, 25, lashed out after Kim tried to advise him on his public split with pop star Rita Ora.

During the argument, aired on her reality show Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, he also sent Kim a text saying he would “publicly bash you and Kanye”.

Clive Davis is Gay

I actually have no snark for this.  I am sincerely happy that he’s decided to finally confirm, what many already thought, hopefully this trend will continue and we can continue to chip away at all of the homophobic idiots out there.

Via Radar Online:

In his new book The Sound Track of My Life, music mogul Clive Davis reveals that he’s bisexual, and has been in long-term relationships with men since 1985.

“For over 50 years, I never had sex with a male,” said Davis, who’s worked with artists such as Jennifer Hudson, Kelly Clarkson, Alicia Keys, and most famously, the late Whitney Houston.

Britney Spears vs. Eve

Yes that’s E.V.E, the first Ruff Ryder chick, the stripper from Miami.  LOL, I will say this though, I def think Brit Brit could hold her own.  That bitch is truly cray cray.

Via TMZ:

Britney Spears‘ rep is calling BS on Eve’s insinuation that Britney didn’t sing on her new release, “Scream & Shout.”

Jeff Raymond, B.S.’s publicist, tells TMZ, “It’s absolute BS.  Britney sang the song.  Will.i.am wanted her for this song and she sang on it.”

Eve went on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live” and said, “I heard that might not be Britney.”

A source from the recording studio cattily tells TMZ, “Was Eve even in Studio.  Didn’t know.  She’s clearly jealous.  I didn’t even know she still sings.”

LOL, I will say this, that source def has something against Eve LOL.  Oh and why is everyone acting like Britney Spears can sing?  We all know she can’t, or did everyone forget her auto tuned to hell records (and FYI I love some of Britney Spears songs, and her on the S&M Remix is complete FIRE).  Anyhoo listen to the song below.  What do you guy’s think?  Is this Brit Brit or no?

 

Beyonce Had Second Thoughts

Picture Courtesy of NY Daily News

Do you know when you are truly one of the greats?  Personally I believe it’s when NO MATTER WHAT you do, there is going to be negative things said about you.  I’ll explain after this.

Via Page Six;

Forget performing at the Super Bowl, Beyoncé was nervous about showing her new HBO doc, “Life Is But a Dream,” last night at the Ziegfeld Theatre. The singer — who stars in, produced and co-directed the film — told Oprah Winfrey that she woke up yesterday morning and “thought, ‘What did I do?’ ” “I’ve been anticipating this moment . . . this is huge for me . . . and I felt that it was time for people to see who I am. This is three years in the making.” She said that the film concludes with the birth of her daughter,Blue Ivy.

Designers Say No to Kim Kardashian

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Oh good God yes, this is one of the funniest, best things I’ve heard today.

Please dear Gossip Gods, let this be true, 110% true.

Via Babble:

She might be one of the most sought-after celebrities in the entertainment sector, but when it comes to oftentimes snobbish world of fashion, Kim Kardashian might not be as welcomed as she would hope to be.

Miley Cyrus Is a Bad Girl Now

Picture Courtesy of Hollywood Life

Awwww, you know I love when the Disney chicks, try to shed their Disney image.  It’s hilarious, mainly because it almost always goes horribly wrong.

Via NY Daily News

Miley Cyrus, the former Hannah Montana actress, is now hanging with Bronx rapper French Montana, and the former Disney star seemed to change her bubble-gum image to hip-hop over Grammy weekend. Cyrus arrived at Ne-Yo’s Midnight Grammy Brunch at LA’s Bagatelle with Montana after tweeting a pic with rapper Wiz Khalifa. “Miley and Montana arrived together and walked in arm-in-arm,” said a spy, adding that the spiky-haired singer then hung with Diddy and Meek Mill till the wee hours. For her album out this spring, Cyrus has collaborated with Khalifa, Mary J. Blige, Pharrell Williams and Tyler, the Creator. And she recently told Cosmopolitan that she’s a fan of Grammy-winning R&B crooner Frank Ocean, who revealed he once had a relationship with a man. “I think it’s going to make him even bigger,” Cyrus said of Ocean’s admission, adding, “Now he’s going to have much more loyal fans . . . If you want to know who’s gonna buy your records for the rest of your life, get Brazilians and gays on your side.” Now that’s an interesting sales strategy.